Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
BMFFF! has it's own myspace page!
Go add it at www.myspace.com/blackmetalfastfoodfight
Fret not hippies! We are giving a portion of the proceeds to Food Not Bombs so you can sit back and listen to Avail and eat your granola bar while reading your communist literature!
Fret not hippies! We are giving a portion of the proceeds to Food Not Bombs so you can sit back and listen to Avail and eat your granola bar while reading your communist literature!
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
BLACK METAL FAST FOOD FIGHT!
BLACK METAL FAST FOOD FIGHT! (aka the greatest art happening in the history of mankind) will take place at Lo-Fi Social Club, in its new location in the downtown area of Baltimore city at 1825 N.Charles St. October 13th and 14th 7pm-2am, a block away from the Charles Theatre, directly next door to Flux Studios. It will be a 2 day event, serving you up an apocalypse of some of the most absurd, profound, apocalyptic, hedonistic, and evil art Baltimore has ever seen. BLACK METAL FAST FOOD FIGHT! is so far showcasing artwork from over 40 artists. So far the church burning, hamburger pounding stable of artists boasts the inhuman talents of:
Daniel Albrigo (california based tattooer and painter albrigotattoo.com)
Momi Antonio-Barnes (Baltimore based graphic designer painter and sculptor)
Ramsay Antonio-Barnes (Baltimore based painter ramsaybarnes.com)
John Dyer Baizley (incredible pushead / alphonse mucha influenced illustrator www.myspace.com/johndyerbaizley)
Phil Ballsman (Brooklyn based comic book illustrator)
Bendependant (of Dirt Farm comics fame)
Shaun Bingham (mission media superstar and all around sicko)
Gus Bowman (Baltimore based stencil artist)
Ben Brandt (Philly based badass muthafucka)
Mike Cevoli (Providence, RI based photographer of lost souls)
Kali Ciesemier (of Baltimore roller derby poster fame)
Seth Ciferri (tattooer/fine artist out of baltimore's own famed Read Street Tattoo www.readstreettattoo.com)
Grant Cobb (tattooer/fine artist out of baltimore's own famed Read Street Tattoo www.readstreettattoo.com)
Jeremy Crawford (local painter and proprietor of FLUX Gallery)
Noel Danger (baltimore based painter and photographer)
Defekto (baltimore's greatest freak catcher and photographer www.flickr.com/photos/defekto)
George Ernst (graphic design and black metal egg maker)
Tom Denney (illustrator and merch god bakulasaves.com)
Alex Fine (prolific Baltimore concert poster madman and illustrator www.alexfine.com)
Ghostfreehood (Baltimore based illustrator of dead of summer fame)
Jimmy Giegerich (Baltimore based horror influenced illustrator)
Joe M. Giordano (Baltimore based photographer and Gutter masterming www.guttermag.com)
John Glessner (tattooer based in Rockland, MD)
Peter Goode (me! acrylic paintings)
Seth Goodman (large scale surrealist painter currently featured at Metro Gallery)
Sam Holden (photographer of the stars and conversely stars of society's gutter www.samholden.com)
Eva Huber (albany based tattooer www.evahuber.com)
Dan Janssen (supercult heavyweight photographer extraordinnaire www.supercult.com)
Andrea Kalfas (local illustrator and superhero)
Theo Keller (local glassblower of zombie dildo fame)
Rick Kercz (local painter and designer )
Dina Kelberman (illustrator of WHAM CITY fame)
Chase Lisbon (supercult founder and proprietor / dreamboat www.supercult.com)
Monsterarm (monsterarm.com !!!)
Greg McLemore (local painter currently featured at Metro Gallery)
Stephanie Natiello (New Jersey based painter)
Paigey! (of roller derby portrait fame and comic wizard!)
Zach Morehouse (stained glass artist and tuffnerd mastermind)
Brian Ralph (by way of Providence, local underground comics favorite www.fireballcomics.com)
Albert Schweitzer (baltimore based visionary artist albertschweitzerart.com)
Kevin Sherry (graphic artist / fashion of squidfire fame www.squidfire.com)
Josh Sisk (local photographer www.flickr.com/photos/joshsisk)
Daniel Albrigo (california based tattooer and painter albrigotattoo.com)
Momi Antonio-Barnes (Baltimore based graphic designer painter and sculptor)
Ramsay Antonio-Barnes (Baltimore based painter ramsaybarnes.com)
John Dyer Baizley (incredible pushead / alphonse mucha influenced illustrator www.myspace.com/johndyerbaizley)
Phil Ballsman (Brooklyn based comic book illustrator)
Bendependant (of Dirt Farm comics fame)
Shaun Bingham (mission media superstar and all around sicko)
Gus Bowman (Baltimore based stencil artist)
Ben Brandt (Philly based badass muthafucka)
Mike Cevoli (Providence, RI based photographer of lost souls)
Kali Ciesemier (of Baltimore roller derby poster fame)
Seth Ciferri (tattooer/fine artist out of baltimore's own famed Read Street Tattoo www.readstreettattoo.com)
Grant Cobb (tattooer/fine artist out of baltimore's own famed Read Street Tattoo www.readstreettattoo.com)
Jeremy Crawford (local painter and proprietor of FLUX Gallery)
Noel Danger (baltimore based painter and photographer)
Defekto (baltimore's greatest freak catcher and photographer www.flickr.com/photos/defekto)
George Ernst (graphic design and black metal egg maker)
Tom Denney (illustrator and merch god bakulasaves.com)
Alex Fine (prolific Baltimore concert poster madman and illustrator www.alexfine.com)
Ghostfreehood (Baltimore based illustrator of dead of summer fame)
Jimmy Giegerich (Baltimore based horror influenced illustrator)
Joe M. Giordano (Baltimore based photographer and Gutter masterming www.guttermag.com)
John Glessner (tattooer based in Rockland, MD)
Peter Goode (me! acrylic paintings)
Seth Goodman (large scale surrealist painter currently featured at Metro Gallery)
Sam Holden (photographer of the stars and conversely stars of society's gutter www.samholden.com)
Eva Huber (albany based tattooer www.evahuber.com)
Dan Janssen (supercult heavyweight photographer extraordinnaire www.supercult.com)
Andrea Kalfas (local illustrator and superhero)
Theo Keller (local glassblower of zombie dildo fame)
Rick Kercz (local painter and designer )
Dina Kelberman (illustrator of WHAM CITY fame)
Chase Lisbon (supercult founder and proprietor / dreamboat www.supercult.com)
Monsterarm (monsterarm.com !!!)
Greg McLemore (local painter currently featured at Metro Gallery)
Stephanie Natiello (New Jersey based painter)
Paigey! (of roller derby portrait fame and comic wizard!)
Zach Morehouse (stained glass artist and tuffnerd mastermind)
Brian Ralph (by way of Providence, local underground comics favorite www.fireballcomics.com)
Albert Schweitzer (baltimore based visionary artist albertschweitzerart.com)
Kevin Sherry (graphic artist / fashion of squidfire fame www.squidfire.com)
Josh Sisk (local photographer www.flickr.com/photos/joshsisk)
Grady Spades (aka THE LORD OF DOOM md based tattooer)
Brady Starr (bmore based painter)
Nolen Strals (Baltimore's renaissance man: designer, illustrator, poster artist, typographer, painter, singer for Double Dagger, etc. etc. etc.)
Justin Tarducci (Newport, RI based glassblower aka BLOODNUGGET)
Toddfather (local graphic designer www.myspace.com/thetoddfather)
Lee Verzosa (Maryland based tattooer)
WHAM CITY (who the fuck knows what the fuck they are going to do! blow your goddamn minds probably!)
Jeremy Zombie (Thought provoking mixed media artist)
As if this isn't enough to make you chug sweet and sour sauce out of your bone encrusted chalice and roast some weenies on the church you just burned, I will be presenting you with the demonic and highly fattening gorefeast that is BLACK METAL FAST FOOD WRESTLING! What is this you ask? Oh well I will tell you! Half naked girls in corpsepaint will be battling using condiments, cheetos, utz chips, hamburgers, hot dogs, buns, for the title of... um for the GLORY of... er the most UNHOLY OF PRIZES.. eh I don't know why they are fighting but fuck it I'll figure that out later!
so far wrestlers include The Hamburglaress, The nUtz Girl, Celtic Frostie, Pizza Slut, Infernal Sanders, Mistress Goatshake, and LeFryaThan.
Tuffnerd Productions, Defekto, Josh Sisk, and others will be onhand to capture your mortal souls (photo/video).
There will be bands and a lot of them. We Are the Seahorses (www.myspace.com/wearetheseahorses the page fails to capture the absolute mayhem they invoke), The John Hardy Boys (Baltimore blues outfit), Blondsai (sleazy Baltimore rock outfit www.myspace.com/blondsai ), Kisskill Destroyer (myspace.com/kisskilldestroyer), Nocnitsa (Baltimore based black metal /www.myspace.com/nocnitsa777),The Angelfucks (Ben Treat fronted Mistfits cover band), Playground Accident (From beyond the BLACK RAINBOW!), The Headwounds (Baltimore based two piece www.myspace.com/headwounds ), Trash Camp (baltimore thrash www.myspace.com/trashcamp), Legend of the Bat (indescribable DC based hard rock outfit www.myspace.com/legendofthebat), Wolf Pukez Blodd (www.myspace.com/wolfpukezblodd), Cocos Palme (Baltimore by way of Sweden insanity http://www.myspace.com/cocospalmemusic ), Pariah Piranha (York based grunge http://www.myspace.com/pariahpiranha), and more will be serving up the tunes to sacrifice your goats to.
DJs Mary Kate Thrashley Olson and BPM will be kicking out the jams to stuff your ugly faces to.
A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Food Not Bombs.
That is all for now. So much more madness to come!

photo shaun bingham
Brady Starr (bmore based painter)
Nolen Strals (Baltimore's renaissance man: designer, illustrator, poster artist, typographer, painter, singer for Double Dagger, etc. etc. etc.)
Justin Tarducci (Newport, RI based glassblower aka BLOODNUGGET)
Toddfather (local graphic designer www.myspace.com/thetoddfather)
Lee Verzosa (Maryland based tattooer)
WHAM CITY (who the fuck knows what the fuck they are going to do! blow your goddamn minds probably!)
Jeremy Zombie (Thought provoking mixed media artist)
As if this isn't enough to make you chug sweet and sour sauce out of your bone encrusted chalice and roast some weenies on the church you just burned, I will be presenting you with the demonic and highly fattening gorefeast that is BLACK METAL FAST FOOD WRESTLING! What is this you ask? Oh well I will tell you! Half naked girls in corpsepaint will be battling using condiments, cheetos, utz chips, hamburgers, hot dogs, buns, for the title of... um for the GLORY of... er the most UNHOLY OF PRIZES.. eh I don't know why they are fighting but fuck it I'll figure that out later!
so far wrestlers include The Hamburglaress, The nUtz Girl, Celtic Frostie, Pizza Slut, Infernal Sanders, Mistress Goatshake, and LeFryaThan.
Tuffnerd Productions, Defekto, Josh Sisk, and others will be onhand to capture your mortal souls (photo/video).
There will be bands and a lot of them. We Are the Seahorses (www.myspace.com/wearetheseahorses the page fails to capture the absolute mayhem they invoke), The John Hardy Boys (Baltimore blues outfit), Blondsai (sleazy Baltimore rock outfit www.myspace.com/blondsai ), Kisskill Destroyer (myspace.com/kisskilldestroyer), Nocnitsa (Baltimore based black metal /www.myspace.com/nocnitsa777),The Angelfucks (Ben Treat fronted Mistfits cover band), Playground Accident (From beyond the BLACK RAINBOW!), The Headwounds (Baltimore based two piece www.myspace.com/headwounds ), Trash Camp (baltimore thrash www.myspace.com/trashcamp), Legend of the Bat (indescribable DC based hard rock outfit www.myspace.com/legendofthebat), Wolf Pukez Blodd (www.myspace.com/wolfpukezblodd), Cocos Palme (Baltimore by way of Sweden insanity http://www.myspace.com/cocospalmemusic ), Pariah Piranha (York based grunge http://www.myspace.com/pariahpiranha), and more will be serving up the tunes to sacrifice your goats to.
DJs Mary Kate Thrashley Olson and BPM will be kicking out the jams to stuff your ugly faces to.
A portion of all proceeds will be donated to Food Not Bombs.
That is all for now. So much more madness to come!

photo shaun bingham
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